"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

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you tell me

(via pizza)

emilyology:

when a mutual suddenly changes their url

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(via 666-slut)

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dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(via pizza)

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

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open RP

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

imagehi

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Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.” 

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hello police

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"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”

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(via ernoticon)

americasnextcrocmodel:

em0rexia:

jamtards:

im so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck

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loOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G

Literally
Get it because it’s an electrical socket

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diamondsdroog:

getting into something and having no one to talk to about it

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tartartooththeclown:

I like where this is going

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straightwhiteboyproblems:

take me home….
iamburdenedwiththisgloriousname:

Bo Burnham after his show on MTV was canceled.

iamburdenedwiththisgloriousname:

Bo Burnham after his show on MTV was canceled.

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